i'm all class

So it was a typical Monday morning struggle out of bed, crawl to shower, create enough steam to separate eyelids, drink tea, get dressed drive in semi-conscious state to work.

Arrive at work, do normal Monday morning things (actually that’s a lie there was a whole heap of broken shit so I got the assistant to do normal Monday things while I flapped around trying to get other stuff sorted). At 11:30 I’m wandering out towards the lift when someone says to me ‘did you know your top was on inside out?’

Obviously I didn’t.

It does beg the question though, why did the other people I work with not notice????? I’m going to put that down to them being as fucking busy in the morning as I was.

How did I not notice?????
Fortunately the only real give-away was the tag at the back’

I need to be more observant

Alternatively I need a holiday